Thursday, October 19, 2006

Archers Update: Aw noooo

Ruth and Sam the cowherd are enjoying adulterous kisses in the cowshed.

RUTH: Oooh Sam.

SAM: Oh Ruth.

(wet endless kissing noises)

RUTH: Oh this is wrong, Sam, wrong.

SAM: Oh, no, Ruth, it's right.

RUTH: Oh Sam!

SAM: Oh Ruth!

COW: Moooo.


klee said...

I'm convinced Felicity Finch has been surreptitiously replaced as Ruth by Heather Mills-McCartney.

Gary said...

Those noises were Ruth and Sam kissing?

I thought the cows were giving them friendly licks. Cows are very licky creatures.