Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Home Cures

So, the Nurse and I tried to cure indigestion with sodomy. It didn't work.

"Well, it does for prenancy, but when you think about it," tutted the Nurse, "It's like trying to mend a puncture with a bicycle pump."

He's changed since he stopped working on the mental health unit and started pulling pints in an East London drugs den.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wrong end of the body for indigestion, try the other orifice