Saturday, October 28, 2006

Finally some good news

No child porn charges to be brought against Forest Gate victim

First they thought he was a terrorist. Then a Brazilian. Finally a child pornographer. Goodness. Next week they'll arrest him over the sinking of the Belgrano and the disappearance of Lord Lucan.

I predict a front cover of the Daily Express will link him, somehow, to Diana.

4 comments:

Hugh said...

and Global Warming - that's more topical at the moment.

Brian Sibley said...

He may also be behind the limescale epidemic...

Chris C said...

Well, come 2048 I'm certain it'll be him that's eaten all the fish.

Gareth said...

Diana , and the boom/bust of the housing market too in all probability.