Friday, October 06, 2006

Jab! Jab! Jab!

Got my shots for my India holiday.

Wonderful verbal sparring with the nurse. It took a while for me to understand what she meant when she kept asking me "how adventurous" my holiday was going to be.

"Ah," I said, "Yes I am gay, but no I'm not having sex while I'm there."

The nurse smiled and stuck a needle in my arm.

"Who knows," she said, "This male friend you are travelling with? Well, maybe there'll be a good evening, a sunset, a few drinks, and one thing will lead to another..."

Poor dear straight friend Rick. If only he knew.

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