Friday, October 19, 2007

7 reasons to see The Invasion

  1. Nicole Kidman's breasts. They glide into shot like Dalek plungers. Smooth and slightly sinister. Plus perfectly pyramidal. Wow.
  2. Daniel Craig. He wasn't famous when he made it, so Nicole barely spares him a glance.
  3. The aliens. Dead-eyed and socially inept - They're exactly like BBC Managers. Scary.
  4. The Polish Ambassador's wife. Her accent starts off German, skids into Scottish before settling on Irish. Seriously. It's hilarious.
  5. The joins. Can you spot where the Wachowski reshoots are? Can you? Would they be the oddly cheap bits?
  6. The unlikeliest American President ever. The end of the film is so fucked, you almost can't believe it. But no, that's him.
  7. Plus, it's nowhere near as bad as you'd think.

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