It's been a terrible day. The sun never rose, it's rained, I've started worrying about not having a job, and the stuff I've mopped the floors with smells of hospital.
1) Tom Middleton's Crazy Covers. What's not to love about Ian Brown doing Thriller, or Cars played on oil drums?
2) Tesco do Banana Milkshake flavoured toothpaste. Have now cleaned teeth five times.