Tuesday, October 16, 2007


Finally, I have a new dentist. She is very nice despite the fact that already I've spat a dental mould on her face. That said, the filling was agony.

"Were you moaning because the injection felt a little odd?" she cooed.

"No. I was moaning cos you just stuck a giant needle in my jaw," I growled.

The dental nurse giggled. "I think the hygenic scraping hurts more."

And it did.

The Squaddie refused to let me cancel a date. "I don't care," he said.

"I do," I told him. "I can't open my mouth."

"We don't have to kiss," he said.

In the end, it would have been better if we'd postponed.

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