Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Cuckold's Horns

I've developed two patches of extraordinarily dry skin on my forehead. Exactly where a cuckold's horns would go.

Curious. As I'm not going out with anyone, I can't be being cheated on. And yet, I can feel the skin hardening...


Brian Sibley said...

Worrying... I have to ask, did you sign an agreement with Waterbed Jason, by any chance...?

And, if so, was blood involved and did you anywhere see a name that looked even vaguely like 'Mephistopheles'?

james said...

Of course I've signed an agreement with Waterbed Jason. It was for my mobile phone contra-

oh. Actually, checking the small print, it appears a major phone provide now own my soul.