For ages, my mobile phone has been worryingly expensive - I've never bothered to upgrade it, or sort it out. So, today, I decide to shop around. I've got two offers
a) Brenda at my existing phone company. Given how faint the line is, I suspect Brenda is not her real name. Her manners are exquisite. Her deal is awful.
b) Waterbed Jason from the Valleys. He works for a mobile company. He offers me half price line rental for life. In return for a bottle of Moet and some sex.