My new phone is rather marvellous. Waterbed Jason rang:
"Good afternoon, sir. This is Jason from [company name]. It's about your new mobile. It's waiting for you if you want to come and pick it up this afternoon. I can promise you a very easy payment plan. Remember - service terms and conditions apply, and you may want to check the small print... on your knees. Thank you for chosing [company name]."
So, I slide off early on Friday to the Valleys. I'm supposed to be bringing champagne, but the Treod-y-rhiw CostCutter only offers Cherry Lambrini.