On Monday night I had a spare hour before the DJ came over. Should I
a) Go to the gym?
b) Update my blog.
I went for (b). And then checked that the DJ was coming over.
"No," he said. "I've just read your blog. You're sleeping with other people."
My friend Joe said: "Brilliant! How post-modern."
Whereas Ann said: "Brilliant! Your blog's hurt someone's feelings."
I'm just thinking: "Damn. This blog's cost me a shag."