(didn't) Bang the DJ

On Monday night I had a spare hour before the DJ came over. Should I
a) Go to the gym?
b) Update my blog.

I went for (b). And then checked that the DJ was coming over.

"No," he said. "I've just read your blog. You're sleeping with other people."

Oh.

My friend Joe said: "Brilliant! How post-modern."

Whereas Ann said: "Brilliant! Your blog's hurt someone's feelings."

I'm just thinking: "Damn. This blog's cost me a shag."