Seriously. I tried telling a friend I didn't know what I'd do without my regular fix of beautiful strangers having sex in hotel rooms. They told me to start watching porn.
But Hotel Babylon is better than porn (although somehow not as well-written or acted). This year we had the beautiful-but-evil bellboy (Oh I would. If only to be cruelly dumped by him afterwards with that pantomime sneer).
There was also the Convergence of the Inane as Max Beesley and Tamzin Thingy lurched towards each other one significant glance at a time. Will it finally happen in the last ever episode?
Probably not. It's out on the list of unresolved plotlines along with
- a guest who doesn't want sex
- bringing back the heart-stoppingly cute Latvuanian bottle washer (last seen wearing only a tie)
- letting the gay character have sex