This year, it appears to be the unrequited lust between Craig (ghastly gay mooncalf) and Ant (oblivious straight fencepost).
ANT: Straight Vole. & CRAIG: Gay Vulture
Last night's show closed with them in the hot tub:
CRAIG: Don't hold it against me. Don't hold it against me.
ANT: I won't hold it against you.
CRAIG: Good. Cos I don't want you to hold it against me.
(It is obvious that he'd really like Anthony to hold it against him, rather firmly)
CRAIG falls forward into hot tub. ANT places his hands on his shoulders, holding him
under the water. And begins to count. Slowly.
END OF SHOW
Or was it?