I have invented only one of the following chat lines. Can you guess which one?
a) Law student gang banged in fetish club
b) Masseur shagged on building site
c) Model shagged by skinheads
d) Diary of pig boy Kevin.
e) I let dole officer shag me to get housing benefit.
f) Uncle Bob hard shags camp wimpy nephew Paul in correction room.
g) Tranny Lindsey gets it on with public schoolboys
h) Boyfriend punishes me after I bring home non-organic produce.
i) Muscleboy slippered in gym by Copper.
j) My first rimming.
Calls terminate in Kleenex.