Sunday, August 21, 2005

Jenny Eclair's menu

A woman sat down next to Jenny Eclair during the Kit and the Widow interval.

"Can I recommed something, Mrs Eclair?" she asked.

The sunglasses were lowered, and a dazzling smile emerged. "Of course you can dear. I always like to see one or two different things."

"Well, there are these Chinese Buffets. Amazing! All you can eat for only six pounds. And there's chips too..."

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